The Sultanate of Cuber cafe is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning rat population. The hard-working population of 308 million Cuber cafeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The very strong Cuber cafean economy, worth 16.8 trillion breads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,413 breads, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,220 per year while the poor average 13,806, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Cuber cafe's national animal is the rat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cuber cafe is ranked 238,896^th in the world and 49^th in Byzantion for Largest Populations, with 308 million capita.